"Dad-ism" Tour Long Sleeve Shirt

"Money doesn't grow on trees"..... "This is gonna hurt me, more than it will hurt you"..... Everyone can recite a "dadism", that they heard from their father. 

The classic soft cotton, long sleeve mimics a music tour shirt. The front displays the definition of the word ("dadism"). While the back, displays some of the best "dadisms" ever heard. It's a great conversation piece. So.... what's your most memorable dadism?

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton. This long sleeve shirt comes in multiple colors: black, white, grey, royal blue, navy, red & asphalt